Dear Waitress that asked if I wanted a table, No. Sincerely, I ll just eat on the floor, Thanks.

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Dear Facebook, Dont show off! You cant even signup without us! ...Yours Sincerely, MSN, Gmail & Yahoo.

Dear Edward, You are doing it all wrong. Sincerely, The Dracula

I don't have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.

Facebook resembles a refrigerator. I get bored and keep refreshing, but nothing ever changes.

One cool thing about music is, when it strikes you...you do not feel any pain.